08/09/2026
I couldn’t resist sharing this
Here you go: an intaglio by Edward Burch, one of the English gem engravers of the late 18th century. Glass paste and gold, dating to around 1771 or earlier. It shows a procession of maenads and putti solemnly carrying a phallus under a canopy towards an arch framed by curtains of rather transparent purpose.
And now imagine: this is a watch fob, something a gentleman would wear on a chain hanging from the pocket of his waistcoat, on display for everyone to see, but small enough that only someone leaning in a little closer could really appreciate the details.
And this is where it gets interesting: under the cover of “serious” Neoclassical taste,
collecting ancient gems, which was considered a sign of education and sophistication after the Grand Tour,
you could commission yourself a private little joke like this. You are, after all, simply collecting Antiquity.
I like to think of it as a kind of male club joke: something to show around over a glass of port after the ladies had retired, while keeping the most perfectly serious face and saying something like, “Did you notice the quality of the engraving?”