07/21/2026
If this comes across your feed congratulations 🎉 the Meta gods think that you’re the type of person that would enjoy seeing a slightly (very) judgmental Asparagus magnet that I sculpt out of polymer clay.
I like to think most of my creations have sweet, kind souls but Asparagus has a bit of an ego complex, so just be warned, if you choose to adopt one of his kind…..he will be judging every move you make from his spot on the fridge (or wherever you put him). Forget something in the oven? He will see it. Over season your steak? He knows. Drop an eggshell in your cake batter? You butterfinger, he will think.
If this is the kinda silliness you would prefer to see on your feed, hit all the buttons ❤️to let your Algorithm know to keep it coming ✨