07/18/2024
Winterbash ‘24: Yearn for the Mines. A weekend event focusing on the war between Goblins and Dwarves. I was given the honorable role of Goblin King, and though we lost in the end due to the overwhelming amount of mercenary factions the dwarves were able to buy because they don’t just keep their shinies in piles to dance around (weirdos), everyone seemed to have a great time, myself included. My local park, the Ironheade Hills, had a decent amount of people come up. Despite being bitter enemies, the Dwarf King and I were able to settle our differences over a flagon of ale and secure peace between our peoples for the time being. After my co**se was sat upon for picture time and promptly resurrected before any rigor mortis set in.