07/03/2026
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ATTENTION, FREEDOM ENTHUSIASTS. ๐ฆ
If you're making one last supply run before tomorrow's festivities, today's your day.
Need a little extra cash for:
๐ฅ Fireworks?
๐ฅ That IPA that the neighbors are all talking about?
๐ Enough burgers and hot dogs to feed everyone who mysteriously "just happened to be in the neighborhood"?
๐ธ Or maybe you just found out freedom isn't free...and neither are fireworks.
We're OPEN TODAY and ready to help with all your last-minute shopping, buying, and selling needs.
Tomorrow we'll be CLOSED while we celebrate America's 250th Birthday. ๐บ๐ธ
People used to call the United States an "experiment." Well...250 years later, the experiment is still running. Somehow we've managed to survive wars, recessions, questionable fashion trends, the invention of social media, and that one family member who insists they know the "best" way to grill a burger.
Not bad for an experiment.
Stop by today before you head off to celebrate with good food, good company, and enough fireworks to make your neighbors wonder if they should call somebody.
We'll see you back after the holiday.
And one small request: try not to lose any fingers tomorrow. We'd rather see you back in the shop with all ten attached.
Happy Independence Day, and God Bless America! ๐ฆ