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Erinisms You can do anything. So can I.

05/27/2026

It is way easier to tell someone about themselves then actually doing some introspecting. Just some food for thought. ✌️❤️

05/26/2026

There are just some people who come into your life and change it. Weaver Matilda... I hate you. I hate you so much. You've fu**ed me over and over again.

You had my child.

You pushed her out of your body but she's my little doppleganger!

She is so smart. She is so sweet. She is so kind.

I HATE YOU.

🥹🥰

Always and forever and more. And more. And more.

✌️❤️

05/25/2026

Whelp, here we go again. My husband and I went for a swim in our pool in our back yard. I put some outside music on. I could hear the neighbor say, "Wow, that's loud."

If I can hear you, no it isn't.

So you obviously know I had no other choice than to make sure I couldn't hear them from their backyard.

I hope y'all are enjoing the holiday weekend, I sure am! 😁😆😂🤣

😘✌️❤️

05/24/2026

AI is literally catfishing.

Headshot? Fixed with AI and then you actually meet the people and you look haggard.

There was so much judgement around the airbrushing and it was rightfully deserved because it didn't actually portray the models honestly.

Catfishing. Here we go.

💔✌🙄❤

This is love. ✌️🫶
04/20/2026

This is love. ✌️🫶

The stick figure is one of my Dad's little doodles that she'd sign getting cards with. I just keep the tradition going. ...
04/14/2026

The stick figure is one of my Dad's little doodles that she'd sign getting cards with. I just keep the tradition going. 🥹✌️🫶

04/13/2026

Whelp, let's tell on ourselves for things that are out of the statues of limitations. I'll go first.

My brother and I were heathens, but that's what happens when you are kicked out of the house during the day and drink out of a water hose. This is in the days where if you didn't go to the store or wherever with your parents they would lock you out of the house and leave you to your own devices.

That is why Florida children are feral.

We would make forts. We had a little swingset with a platform to look off of over the fence.

Whelp, we're feral.

Incomes the game called, "Night Rocks". Think of it as yard darts but rocks thrown at moving cars from a playground in someone's back yard. UGH, I don't even know what I would do as a parent.

I OBVIOUSLY see how incredibly terrible that this was and I'm thankful that no one was injured but LAWT!

That's what growing up in Melbourne was like. 😜✌️🫶

03/29/2026

In my delightful lists of things to do and the Wal of the Marts was on it. I checked out and I saw one of the two people that are usually at the exit.

There was this lady who is older than when she puts plastic over the couch walking in the exit. I bet she just found a cart over there and took the first right.

This exit guy says, "Wrong way. Gramma.)" Ma'am, any way you go is the right way."

He could just show her the way 5 meters from where she came in, but NOPE!!

She just thanked me and in hindsight I should of just left my cart in the middle to help her get to the items and if people asked me questions, I would just say, "She was going the wrong way, let me help her."

Nnnnope! "Wrong way, Gramma".

Whoever was working at 11:50 03/28 You should be massively ashamed of yourself. What would you do if a family member was treated that way?

Bet it wouldn't be, "Wrong door, Gramma".

😠✌️🫶

03/15/2026

I sincerely hope that when we die we get to chat with an angel or some other floaty thing about the distributiobn of your time.

How much time have I spent swimming?

How much time have I spent being afraid?

How much time have I spent working, obviously?

How much time have I spent trying to be someone else because that was cool?

How much time have I spent brushing my teeth?

How much time have I spent my energy on someone who doesn't deserve it?

How much time have I spent telling myself I'm not good enough?

How much time have I spent behind the bar?

How much time have I spent crying over something that doesn't even earn my attention?

How much time have I spent traveling, seeing some of the most beautiful things that exist?

Possibly thoughs from others to know how they really feel...

How much time have I spent walking my dogs over every year of my life?

How much time have I spent perfecting my arts?

How many people have I made smile?

I'll stop here, I'm just hoping that you get to look back when you get there to see how you did. 🧐✌️🫶

03/12/2026

I was napping peacefully when Kosta Mosta came in unceremoniously checking the bathroom and generally looking weird....

I had to figure out what his issue was and it turns out my foot got a nick and my kitchen turned out to be a murder scene.

All of you that really know me know that I have the pain tolerance of a moose so, of course I didn't notice.

It's wonderful that my husband looks after me when I get a scratch on my foot that is just spreading DNA like glitter. 😆🥰✌🫶

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