06/01/2026
This coffee can is from the 1940s. There's still coffee in it.
We use it as the default for coffee-themed rings. Old beans nobody's making anymore, sealed in a tin that outlasted everyone who originally drank from it. Tastes like history. Probably.
Better part of the job is that y'all send us coffee from your own favorite shops. Beans from a roastery in Portland, espresso from a cafe in Rome, whatever's meaningful. We grind some for the ring, brew the rest, and try not to die.
If your morning has a story, we'll put it in the band.
DM us "coffee" to start one.