05/31/2026
📖 SERIES 2
ELLEN’S ADMINISTRATION
The days following Oprah HENfrey’s disappearance were difficult for the flock.
There were tears.
There were unanswered questions.
There were long periods of staring dramatically into the distance.
And then there was Ellen De-HENeres.
While the rest of Sunset Nest was grieving, Ellen saw something else.
An opportunity.
By sunrise on Day 2, Ellen had called an emergency meeting.
Attendance was not optional.
Neither was agreeing with her.
When the flock arrived, they were shocked to discover a newly established headquarters, a leadership board, and a sign that read:
ACTING CEO
ELLEN DE-HENERES
(Self-Appointed)
Nobody remembered voting.
Nobody remembered discussing it.
But Ellen assured everyone the decision had been made after “extensive consultation.”
No one was entirely sure who had been consulted.
New policies were immediately introduced.
Extra treats for leadership.
Mandatory meetings.
Feather standards.
No pecking without proper authorization.
And perhaps most importantly…
All decisions final.
(By Ellen.)
Princess Laya questioned the legitimacy of the administration.
Her concerns were ignored.
Henifer Aniston avoided all political discussions and focused on self-care.
Cheeky Minaj quietly collected information that would almost certainly become useful later.
Meryl Cheep offered wisdom.
Nobody listened.
Least of all Ellen.
As the days passed, Ellen became increasingly comfortable with power.
The meetings got longer.
The speeches got more inspirational.
And the list of rules somehow doubled.
By Day 14, Ellen wasn’t simply leading Sunset Nest.
She was rebranding it.
Meanwhile…
Just beyond the flock’s view…
Something was happening.
Something nobody expected.
Something hidden beneath an ordinary galvanized can.
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To be continued…
