Hammerhead Pawn

06/03/2026

Don’t be messin with Dr. Seuss 🤣

05/31/2026

🦈🍺 Hammy is Hammered y’all!!!🍺🦈

And we all know what that means. He’s too drunk to realize we’re selling s**t for cheap!

💥it’s time for the DEAL OF THE WEEK!💥

And it’s a BIG ONE this week See below. This week’s DEAL in comments. Hint- IT’S A WHOLE ASS CAR!!!!!!!!! 🚙

05/27/2026

05/24/2026

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVW5G2okXYM/?igsh=amhtbWh2Z3VoZmp5

05/24/2026

Good luck out there friends! 🚙 🚗 🚙 🚗

05/22/2026

🤣 🍹

'I remember when you used to post weather'. I tend to get this a lot. Years ago we checked the ratio of weather vs non-weather posts. At least 5 years ago. It was roughly 80% weather. 20% non-weather. I just had AI look at my past 100 posts and 500 posts. Average came back 83/84% weather. I just post with no reason. No set schedule. Sometimes weather. Sometimes not. If you aren't seeing weather, that is what social feeds your timeline. Sorry. But there is weather somewhere. Cheers! Not sure if this is a weather post or not. But a reminder to all those going on the MWP Cruise in a couple weeks... we are getting close!!!

05/22/2026

💘 HAMMY IS LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND

Help us set him up!

Age: Old enough to know better, still doesn’t
Occupation: Mascot / Inventory “Supervisor” / Vibe Curator
Location: Hammerhead Pawn (mostly refuses to leave)

About Me:
I’m an alcoholic with a tendency to steal. I also have multiple guns. I have trouble controlling my sexual urges and enjoy recreational drugs.

Looking For:
A girlfriend shark who is:
* Loyal (won’t snitch to HR)
* Cool with chaos
* Financially independent (I spend a lot of time “borrowing” store inventory energy)
* Able to tolerate sudden bursts of enthusiasm

First Date Ideas:

* the shooting range
* a bar crawl
* stealing stuff outta the store together
* dinner at Ho***rs

Swipe right if you’re ready for instability, charm, and at least three unexplained incidents per week.

05/19/2026

🔨💎 HAMMERHEAD PAWN: PAWN SHOP DO’S & DON’TS 💎🔨

✅ DO:
• Bring a valid ID
• Clean your items before bringing them in
• Bring chargers, boxes, or accessories when possible
• Check current gold & silver prices before selling
• Ask questions — we’re happy to help
• Compare offers and shop smart
• Bring in collectibles, jewelry, tools, electronics & more

❌ DON’T:
• Expect retail price for used items
• Forget passwords on phones/tablets
• Bring broken items without mentioning issues
• Wait too long if you need quick cash
• Assume we only buy gold — we buy WAY more
• Toss old collectibles before checking value 👀
• Sleep on deals once they hit the sales floor 😅

📍Stop by Hammerhead Pawn today and see what your stuff is worth!
💰 Fast cash • Great deals • Friendly service