Uchindami Dr Che

03/06/2025

Am not available on line cos I don't h

12/05/2024

If You Marry A Monkey Because Of His Money, The Money Will Go Away And The Monkey Will Stay The Same. Do Not Stand At A Place Of Danger, And Be Trusting In Miracles. If Someone Has To Inject A Tortoise, Then It Means A Family Member Is Part Of It. Don’t Mention Your Important Secret To Your Friend, Because Your Friend Has Their Other Friends As Well. Ears That Do Not Listen To Advice, Accompanies The Head When It Is Being Chopped Off. He Who Eats The Egg, Forgoes A Future Meal Of Chicken Soup.

Don’t Beat The Drums Of War, Unless You're Ready To Fight. It Is Almost Impossible To Cure The Madness That Originates In The Family. A Single Stick May Smoke, But It Will Not Burn. Arguing With A Fool, Only Makes The Two Of You. Seeing Is Different From Being Told. He Who Never Knows Where He Is Going, Will Never Know Whether He Has Arrived. One Falsehood, Spoils A Thousand Truths. Even Though The Eyebrow Is Smaller, It Is Still Older Than The Beard. Examine What Is Said By People, Not Who Is Speaking. Have A Great Lovely Week!!

06/05/2024

Kunena zoona, zolandila landila kuchokela ku boma ndi mabungwezi zikulowesa pansi ulimi mu dziko lino.

Just imagine, mlimi wants to go into horticulture farming, then he approaches an extension worker, instead of asking what chemicals he can buy to prevent or control some of the pests and diseases in his garden, he asks him kuti... "Abwana alangizi.. ndikifuna ndilime tomato. Ndiye mungakhaleko ndi mankhwala oti ndizikapopela?"

Koma ndizoona zimenezo amalawi anzanga? Lets be serious. Lets change our mindset. Ulimi ndi business. And when you are starting a business, you have to put in place a business plan to guide you.

Fenks.

27/04/2024

27/04/2024

Tili pa bagamoyo cha kunsika wanjala

21/02/2024

25/12/2023

Celebrate, but remember January

25/12/2023

It's my bafide

06/08/2023

The elder brother lost a child. Family gathered and brainstormed on how they can take care of the situation like arranging for a ⚰️ coffin, and food to take care of those who will be coming to be with them to comfort them during this trying time.

After a lengthy conversation, the young brother decided to support by offering to take care of relish and coffin.

He then went ahead and sold some of his maize, and used the money to buy a coffin. And he took one of his pigs and gave it to be used as relish.

The ceremony went on very well. Later on, there were some issues between the elder and the younger brother. God knows what these guys were fighting for.

Then the young bro started demanding his money for the coffin and the pig he gave on his brothers child's funeral. This was going on for so long.

One day, the elder brother went and bought a coffin of the same amount as the young bro bought, and a pig. He then took these items and gave his young brother saying he was returning what the brother gave Him.

This is a true life story.

What is your judgement on this issue?

02/08/2023

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and doing anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said
“I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, up very softly,
“May I ask what the turkey did?”

Silver Laughter

01/08/2023