04/09/2026
Back to School - Dino & Bunny Edition
Pencil: sharpened. Apple: half-eaten already. Chair: same wobbly leg as last year. Milk: ice cold, non-negotiable.
“We’re going to be late,” said Dino.
“We’re always late,” said Bunny. “It’s our brand.”
Out the door they went — under-prepared, over-caffeinated (on milk), and fully convinced this was *the* year they’d get it together.
It wasn’t. But the milk helped.
