20/10/2026
Apparently a very wealthy and famous American has just worn a diamond studded bra worth slightly south of $50 million...
While it's undoubtedly a stunning work of art, we wonder if it's quite the thing for the Cotswolds?
While a diamond zip pull for the old Barbour might just be acceptable, the weather here is really not ideal for this sort of clothing.
It might be fine in Nottingham, or perhaps the Ottley Run in Leeds is just the place, but we're not thinking of branching out into lingerie in Stroud just yet, however sparkly.
Could we suggest sticking to diamonds on your fingers and in your ears for now? It is, after all, October.