23/12/2025
I don’t really do sales.
That’s because I genuinely try to price things well all year round. I don’t build in extra just so I can knock money off later, and I want the pieces you buy from me to feel like good value whether it’s January or July.
But once a year, as the year comes to a close, I do a proper clear out. Partly to make space for what’s coming next, and partly as a big thank you to everyone who’s supported me through the year.
The annual Trash Lobster clear-out is nearly here 🗑️🦞
And it is dope.
Last year the website was half sold out within three hours, and by the end of the sale almost everything had gone.
It starts on Boxing Day, the 26th of December, and absolutely everything on the website will be discounted. Some of the reductions are honestly a bit unhinged. I do my very, very, very best.
Usually early info is mailing list only, but the mailing list is currently broken, so I’ve set up an Instagram broadcast channel instead. It’s called Nothing to See Here and you can find it linked in my Stories or on my profile.
Once I start discounting on the website, I’ll be posting updates in there first. That will be the earliest way to hear what’s happening. Otherwise you’ll need to wait for the public announcement.
More very soon. Stay nosy.
Is this your first year or have you been around in previous years?? The people who have been here before can tell you this clear out gets SPICY 🌶️