05/08/2026
it seems like I've offended someone again
well clutch my pearls and call me a heathen sinner
Dear kerry,
thankyou for your comment on a funny video this morning stating that following me.. would be .. and I emphasise just like you did ... a HARD NO after seeing my earrings about a va**na etc.
is it just the word VA**NA OR VA**NAS in general?
I think we need to talk about our VA**NAS and have open conversations about body parts so that we all feel safe and knowledgeable. I ASSume you have one but then ASSuming anything on the internet these days just makes and ASS out of you not me .
I particularly like how you empasised HARD NO, it wasn't a SEMI HARD NO, or a SOFT NO or even a FLACCID NO.
in the supposed words of the wonderful betty white
“Why do people say ‘grow some BALLS ’? BALLS are weak and sensitive. If you really want to be tough, grow a VA**NA—those things can take a pounding.”
I am quite surpirised that my SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY earrings didn't offend you but maybe that's what you meant by etc?
I should actually go and take down all those earrings with politically correct terms of our human anatomy because lil ol you is having a tantrum .... coughs HELL NO !
YOU don't have to like what I do, or even like my earrings, they are not for everyone I know this, and that's ok. you couldve just doom scrolled past the post instead of saying anything like normal people do and saved me the ASS CRACK of dawn awakening .
If you've read this far, I hope you've had a giggle. also if you would like 10% off till sunday on any earrings that may offend someone please use code VA**NA yes all caps
personally I think kerry is pi**ed cause the BLUES WON STATE OF ORIGIN against the QLDERS. boo hoo maroons
I'll be back after i go off and make some MOIST EARRINGS
have a happy thursday all!
photos of my scotch FINGER biscuit earrings cause who doesnt love a good scotch FINGER
smd
RULZ ###
