Bard for Hire

Bard for Hire If you are in need of a Game Master or story teller, i will be your bard

02/01/2026

Such a strange concept so many games have adopted: Levels.
You reach a higher number and suddenly get stronger, or better, or learn a new neat trick. But the implications for what that means from your characters standpoint intrigue me more than anything. You have done all of the amazing things you have done up to this point and it finally pays tangible dividends, and you can carry that forward remembering what you did specifically to earn that.

I don't think we think about the things we do above the table also help us do the very same thing.

What words, emotions, or exchanges does this picture make you think?For me, it's a very specific slur of lines being spo...
07/12/2025

What words, emotions, or exchanges does this picture make you think?

For me, it's a very specific slur of lines being spoken almost all at the same time, but before I say what I think I want to know what your take is.

05/24/2025

I do not consider myself a writer. I have a lot of thoughts, and I mean a LOT, that float around the concepts of people, places, stories and plot lines, challenges, funny or intimidating voices.
It all comes together over time to create a foundation that eventually gets shared through this strange medium.
But it would mean nothing without people interacting with it. Those who sit at my table tell the story just as much as I do, I am just the vessel\conductor\entertainer that helps it all make sense.

Some days, I don't know what's going to happen until it does. And I love it

04/16/2025

In the case of a long story, how important do you think is getting to understand and know a character?
If the woman at the general store is defined as a young, fair, freckled, shy red head and a soft Irish tone to her voice, would you care to interact with her more than the boisterous and jolly granny with a perfect grin and faded blue overalls that have survived decades?
Does making a 'bad guy' act like an actual complex person more than an insane megalomaniac make him more likeable? Would you care less or more if you knew WHY he did what he did or plans to do?

In the end, I wonder where the line draws at exposition vs time drawn out and 'getting to the point'. I'm not worried, as I seldom get a complaint, but it is something I wrestle with from time to time.

02/04/2025

Books, sports, clubs, outdoor activities, traveling, concerts, music, movies, crafting, video games, board games. So many different forms of passion and exploration of the mind and body. And most of these have more in common than one might assume. Some might call it escapism, I just call it fun. Finding the things in the world that make you smile, laugh, cry.
And much like most of these, they are always better with someone to share them with, which is why I love what I do. More than the stories I tell, it's the people I meet and the memories we tell of the journey we forged together.

12/31/2024

Cheddar bay biscuits, a fear of the word 'kabobs', pure hatred of a guy named Thomas, a box that opens with the phrase "mu'scuzi", the singular fact that you should always let a fry creature take ownership of your magical tent, and a fruit that 'tastes like blessings'. Let's not forget about biologically altered rituals, and a smart application of Feeblemind.
The stories we tell sure do have a way of giving us opportunities to create inside jokes and memes that last far longer than the story ever did. But what would it be without the goofs? No story should be serious all of the time. It's the amalgamation of the highs and the lows that make it all worth remembering.
May this next year bring more reasons to laugh with friends.

08/11/2024

I was once told that Art is defined as 'Something that is created that evokes emotion'.
If that is the case, what emotions have you truly felt while in the moment? What depths has a story brought out of you?
Normally, I don't like making people get angry, vindictive, and even cry. But if those are the emotions my art brings out of you, then I shall do it again, and again, and again.

With consent of course

06/19/2024

I have been recently reminded of a simple fact - Dungeons and Dragons is not the only table-top role-playing game out there. Far from it.
So for the sake of being forward, i shall let you all know that i know and am able to run the following at any point:
DnD 3.5, 4.0, and 5.0
World of Darkness
Monster of the Week
Candela Obscura
Avatar (based off the anime)
Hero (A game i made with 3 versions)
Paradox (also i game i made)

But i am always willing to learn something new

06/03/2024

As the days of spring lean into the warmth that summer brings, know that I am still here. With songs to be sung, jokes to be had, and many a story to tell. But i can do none without you

03/25/2024

It was a day like any other, filled with tasks worth doing around a home but an entire day to do them at leisure rather than panicked mandatory action. Perhaps it was nice enough to have the music you love playing loudly over the radio, your lips silently moving along with the lyrics you've known for years. or maybe not so silently. Maybe the windows were open for the first time in months, letting in a welcomed soft breeze to let loose the stagnation of the winter's grip on your home. Or just maybe you were on your way to the kitchen to fix a small lunch. Not that you were 'hungry' per se, but a classic pb and J just sounded amazing.
Whatever your day was is no longer, at least not for this moment. When stepping between the defined borders of one room to another you blinked. And with the natural gate that carried you, you realize a great many things all at once.
-The music is no longer playing
-The warm breeze is gone
-You are very likely no where near the kitchen, which is perhaps the saddest part
-You almost forget to breathe for a few seconds, but as you realize that, you understand that you can breathe just fine. The air in here is cold but not biting, and very still.

You stand on the interior edge of a dome shaped room, though not perfectly circular as it elongates a bit more than a proper circle should. The walls behind and around you are made of hard grey stone. Not cut, but just found and stacked ever so carefully with bits of dirt and moss fill the gaps between them. The floor beneath your feet is made of a soft soil that sinks at the slightest of angles to the center of the room. The ceiling above you is what catches your attention first as after the first 5 or so feet of walls, they gradually fade away into open blackened space, but where you would expect an open void you see stars, thousands of them glittering. Between them you see dancing lights, whisps of greens moving gracefully and slowly like verdant rivers among the cosmos. You understand that this is simply no projection, but some sort of existence in the great unknown reaches of space. If you were so inclined to look more closely, you are sure you can see the vague shape of a planet nearby, but it does not match any you know of.
As your heartbeat starts to flutter in a chaotically shifting balance between confusion, fear, and bewilderment, your attention is drawn eventually to the center of the room.
Displayed in a half-circle arch are 5 columns of stone, each uniform in their width of no more than 4 feet wide and 5 feet tall. They are made of a beautiful marbled stone cut smoothly leading up to a slightly slanted top, the angle of which is pointed to the center. To you. You are not sure if you actually took the steps to get there, but you are there now in the focal point of the entire experience. As you gaze upon these small pedestals you are eventually drawn, one by one, to investigate the strange objects laying on each of them.

The First item, starting from the left, you approach and gaze upon a simple stuffed teddy bear. Plastic beady black eyes and ruffled brown fur that shows the telltale signs of years of 'love', though it does not seem unclean. It sits with its feet kicked out in front which allows you to see a simplistic stitch of bears claws in the pad of the feet, on the left you see the name Sam stitched into it it. You reach out to touch it and you understand what it is. It's your new best friend, Sam. For the rest of your life, Sam will be there for you when you need them, and leave you alone when you want some space, will be your player 2, your camping or cuddle buddy, and the shoulder to cry on, will be the first volunteer to bounce ideas (good and bad) to and will never lead you astray. This, the truest form of Best Friend Forever, will be whatever animalistic form that you choose and adapt the moniker Familiar, but it will always be Sam.

You place the bear back down, and catch your breath. You take a moment to collect your thoughts and then your gaze eventually drifts over to the bear's neighbor. A backpack, a simple brown faux leathery backpack with only one big zipper and one small one. Covering almost every available space are stitched on pins and patches denoting famous locations from around the world. From somewhere around the middle of the backpack's back sprout two paper-mache wings. Not feathers, but those of a bat? no, something more like what can be pulled from the imagination, These are the wings of a red dragon. Admittedly a bit flimsy and not terribly detailed, but they get the point across ascetically. You touch the wings with a child-like wonder, and you understand. You hear heavy flaps of large wings behind you. Your eyes are pushed shut by the sensation of a warm summer wind beating against your face. Those wings are yours now, and oh how fast you can fly.

The feeling fades and you reluctantly find that you never left the ground. You are starting to wrap your head around this experience and without wasting any time you move to the next featured item. The Tome. Like straight out of a movie in the center of some grand library is this large-as-your torso book. Small bits of metal serve more as an accessory on the corners to this brown leathery cover with no title, and uneven time-stained bits of velum sticking out of the edges. Seldom is there such a thing as a book not worth reading, so you reach out and open the cover to the first page, "The guiding steps to the First Circle, by B.D. Filylus", and as you turn each page, you understand. These are more than just instructions; these are written lessons. Complicated, and disorganized, but thorough. You know that if you spent the time, months, years, maybe even a decade or two. you know, YOU KNOW you can unlock true understanding of magic, and start to wield it.

The implications of that object are most certainly not lost on you, and before you hover on each concept or glue to one choice or the next, you move to the next. A simple small black plastic box. On its lid is gently painted depiction of a ginkgo tree, and several of its leaves falling gracefully in an invisible wind. Tied ever so gently, keeping this box closed, is a pink silk bow. You reach out and undo the bows grasp, and you open the box to find a simple display of food. Buts its warm, fresh, and smells immaculate. And as your senses are filled (and reminded of how hungry you were for that sandwich) you understand. This is a simple meal, but if you consumed it, you could never think about needing to eat anything ever again. Sure, you could if you wanted to, with reckless abandon even, as this feast before you is such a healthy and all-encompassing meal, that you would never have to worry about getting sick, catching a cold, not even your allergies stand a chance. You easily can see a life where age is actually just a number. What's strange is that you get the implication that you get the feeling that even thought this feast would fill you, you could easily share it with another.

You close the box as your stomach makes an unhappy sound. The smell fades as you calm yourself once more, and you gaze at the simplicity of the last item. How could something so small compare to the other options? But if the nerd that lives in you has anything to say about the power of rings, this has to do something more than look good. But that is all that is there. Sitting on a small grey pillow is a golden ring without remarkable detail. Your mind starts to race with the implications, the hopes of what it could be or what it shouldn't, so you touch it, and you understand. You see yourself crossing a street, but you couldn't have seen the car speeding about to hit you, but you stop walking just before it hits you and the car zooms passed harmlessly. You see another vision of yourself finding a shiny coin on the ground, only to get it appraised and find its worth quite a lot. You watch a friend drop something and you reflexively catch it. These are the telltale signs of someone who is genuinely lucky. Not blessed, not guided, and not protected, and certainly not wizened, but at least you are lucky, and that could be the start of a very good story

You put the ring back down and you take a few steps back, looking at the options before you. The bear, the backpack, the book, the food, the ring. And something in you knows, that you can only choose one. The friend, the freedom, the flair, the fortitude, or the fortune. This same part of you knows that you cant stay here forever, so you must choose eventually.

So tell me, dear reader, which one do you pick?

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