Kelarts Studio

01/27/2026

Banks need to get better at restocking these ATMs after Christmas,

This is the fifth one I've been to that has "insufficient funds" ...

09/25/2024

The Historic Shaw Neighborhood Art Fair -

In just over a week I'll be at the Historic Shaw Art Fair! Hope to see you there. Booth 36 - Saturday Oct 5   9AM to 5PM - Sunday   Oct 6   10AM to 5PM - 120 juried artists from across the country - Booth 36 For more show information - click here A recent commission  - click here  For a 10...

06/18/2024

My wife called to tell me she saw a bear on the way to Walmart,

I asked her how she knew it was going to walmart

That's when she hung up on me ...

06/14/2024

I got my COVID test today. It says 50, what does that mean?

Also my IQ test came back positive ...

05/26/2024

I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends ...

It means a lot to them ...

01/09/2024

I have a lot of soaps and shower gels so I got a shower caddy,

Now I'm not so sure it was a good idea, the guy keeps looking at me funny ...

11/24/2023

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff,

Ba-dumm-tess ...

11/22/2023

What you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure ...

(Thanks Bob)

10/26/2023

Is it true that aetheists cannot solve exponential equations because they do not believe in a higher power?

10/08/2023

I told my wife, "did you know Old MacDonald's farm has been taken over by ChatGPT"?

Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: OH

09/18/2023

A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all his lamps ...

09/09/2023

Ogham (ancient Irish alphabet) bracelet customized with name or word of your choice