08/21/2026
ππ APPARENTLY DALTON SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT HIM, YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE SOME MONEY TOOβ¦ SO HERE WE ARE. ππΉ
So naturally, I had to give the man his very own Loaded Tea era. π
π₯ DALTON-APPROVED ENERGY*
π Big flavor
β‘ 200mg naturally sourced caffeine from green tea
π B-vitamin complex + D3 + K2
π« Zero sugar
π« Zero carbs
π« Zero calories
π§ One packet makes a giant 32 oz drink
π 40+ flavors because apparently ONE flavor wasn't dramatic enough.
Whether you're watching the drama, avoiding the drama, accidentally becoming part of the drama, or just sitting at home drinking your tea like ππΏ...
At least stay hydrated. π
And if Dalton really said, βMake posts about me and get your bag,β then sirβ¦ consider this my contribution to the economy. π
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π Grab your Loaded Tea here:
https://www.theloadedteashop.com/mrsspoolinranger
*DALTON-APPROVED IS A JOKE/PARODY β THIS POST IS SATIRE. π
No actual endorsement or affiliation with Dalton is being claimed.