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Reservation Parfums Riviera Californiene is an odd perfume. It’s odd because to me it smells unmistakably like a straigh...
09/09/2026

Reservation Parfums Riviera Californiene is an odd perfume. It’s odd because to me it smells unmistakably like a straight forward excellently executed to***co perfume whilst not having to***co or anything close to it listed. In fact the notes listing seems like it’s for a different perfume altogether. Perhaps a little of the amber coffee but nothing aquatic or saline. Nothing curried to suggest immortelle.

Either way. It’s fantastic. Smells grand. But it DOES SMELL OF TO***CO.

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***co

I took this photo 5 years ago. And this bottle is basically empty now. I’m wearing the last few sprays of it today. It h...
07/09/2026

I took this photo 5 years ago. And this bottle is basically empty now. I’m wearing the last few sprays of it today. It has served me well. Farewell.

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There’s a reason I don’t make flat lay photos. And it’s a simple one. They’re a monumental pain the hoop. It is so absur...
06/09/2026

There’s a reason I don’t make flat lay photos. And it’s a simple one. They’re a monumental pain the hoop. It is so absurdly time consuming to produce them that I can never be bothered. But something between boredom and depression following another mediocre showing by Manchester United prompted me to make this…

Can you spot anything you like? Or indeed dislike? I’ve had a bit of a thing about Noir De Noir recently. I’m not sure why it never really appealed to me earlier but the spicy rose and patchouli is pushing all the right buttons for me of late.

I think 2 of the perfumes on this were gifted. The others were bought by me. Sorry kids. Your inheritance is being frittered away.

Getaria is a salty slightly sweet perfume. It’s a little odd like half and half popcorn. Or like a candy floss fog on th...
05/09/2026

Getaria is a salty slightly sweet perfume. It’s a little odd like half and half popcorn. Or like a candy floss fog on the docks at dawn. It’s delicate and delicious and somehow ethereal and spooky. And yet it’s also pretty full bodied and thick around the middle. A mass of oddly contradictory aspects that work as a peculiar whole. It’s really very nice and I have particularly enjoyed wearing it to the gym for some reason. I think it’s the salty verging on skin clean sweat side of it that makes it work.

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Summer is more or less gone so what better time to have a vote off. Which is the best neroli in the business? I offer yo...
03/09/2026

Summer is more or less gone so what better time to have a vote off. Which is the best neroli in the business? I offer you five absolutely stupendous perfumes I am unlikely to wear much until next summer 😂😂

What’s your favourite Neroli? I guarantee it’s not as good as these.

Boadicea The Victorious valiant
Guerlain Neroli Plein Sud
Guerlain Neroli Outrenoir
Rabanne Mesh Metal
The House of Creed Neroli Sauvage

Raw Gold. Nearly time for the big guns eh!
02/09/2026

Raw Gold. Nearly time for the big guns eh!

It’s just for fun. Or is it?
31/08/2026

It’s just for fun. Or is it?

Introduced my nephew to this one today. He was going to spend money on a bottle of Imagination. Which for a 16yo is madn...
30/08/2026

Introduced my nephew to this one today. He was going to spend money on a bottle of Imagination. Which for a 16yo is madness. So this is the alternative. Obvs not remotely similar but as a great value fresh perfume it’s peerless.

What’s the best value perfume you know?

Five of my favourite things at the moment. It’ll change. It always does.  Voyages Imaginaires Parfums L’eau des immortel...
28/08/2026

Five of my favourite things at the moment. It’ll change. It always does.

Voyages Imaginaires Parfums L’eau des immortelle
Trudon 1643 Carmen
Reservation Parfums Rivière Californiene
YSL Beauty Official Muse Extrait (phwoar what a screamer)
ZEGNA Il Panoramica

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Five of the best vintage perfumes ever. Not necessarily all •THE• best but pretty bloody good.  Dolce&Gabbana Beauty BY ...
26/08/2026

Five of the best vintage perfumes ever. Not necessarily all •THE• best but pretty bloody good.

Dolce&Gabbana Beauty BY Man
YSL Beauty Official Rive Gauche
Dior Beauty Official Fahrenheit
Alain Delon Iquitos
Balenciaga Pour Homme

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